The Banister of Life

As You Slide Down the Banister of  Life - some points to remember . . . 1. Life is full of double meanings, for example:   lay preachers Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written  an impressive new book called . . .   'Ministers Do More  Than Lay People'  2. The difference between the Pope and Your boss, the Pope only expects you To kiss his ring.  3.  Your mind works like lightning,  One brilliant FLASH and it's gone.  4. The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you're in the bathroom.    5. You get to hate sex in the movies.  Once you try it you find that: the seat folded up, the drinks spill and the ice, well . . . it really chills the mood.  6. It used to be only death and taxes!!! Now there's also shipping and handling.  7. A mans house should have no kitchen just Vending machines and a  large garbage bin.  8. Definition of a teenager should be . . .  God's punishment...for enjoying sex.  So as you slide down the banister of life,  May the splinters never point the wrong way!!    And remember to be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!